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Sup Dudes

You may know me. My name is Jasper Hitchen, and my associate/partner in crime/fellow Jacket editor/homoerotic Mexican hat dancing partner/oversized flannel button-up wearer/Berkeleyhigh.org web editor is Noah Rose.

I'm really wondering who reads this website, so if you do, drop a comment or email me at chronoleviathan@gmail.com, or Noah at whiteonwhite@gmail.com. Tell us when/if you went to Berkeley High, why you read the site, what content you'd like us to deliver, what modifications you'd like to see up on the site (a working forum?!), any nudes you have, etc.

Other than that, I guess we'll try and be traditionalists in terms of maintaining the site. Updating the bulletins, posting key news items, how about a student poetry/art section? I'm sure there's demand for that.

I don't know. I just feel I need some outlet for to feed my ego. Some way to satisfy visions of grandeur, and feel like I will go down in the annals of Berkeley High lore. One of my life's most important goals, besides visiting every national park, going ballooning and being a plaintiff in a Supreme Court case is to have my own Wikipedia entry. Maybe this is the first step in fully realizing that dream.

With that, let me end like one of those creepy people who post on things where everyone already knows who they are, but still feels the need to sign their posts with some ridiculous tagline.

Cheers, Jasper

— Jasper