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Swamped

Yeah, it's summer time and I am swamped with homework. It's those darn AP classes rubbing our faces in the dirt going "that'll teach you to be an over achiever!" Okay, okay lesson learned! Now please take back those either 14 or 11 english essays! Yeah, as Lauren mentioned the packet contains 14 essays but apparently a Ms. Randle declared the New Yorker (more interesting) essays void. The packet is also a mishmashed combination of something along the lines of every AP english packet ever made. Thus the table of contents lists essays not included and doesn't list several that are. No, Berkeley High is never frustrating in the least.

So, why don't I just skip on over to our new handy dandy contact sheet and take our own advice by actually talking to a teacher? Yeah, I was, when I saw Mr. French listed as a teacher. Wait, is it just me/some ridiculously fantastical rumor or wasn't he fired? Didn't one of his classes view or glance some porn on the projector? Didn't he return to class only to get escorted back out? I mean, if not, feel free to admonish my gossip, but if so that kind of makes me question the validity of the contact sheet. Not that I am suggesting the official Berkeley High site is updated regularly or anything.

Well, I found that some of the small schools have more recent lists of teachers, so I'll list some that are beneficial.
http://bhsacademicchoice.com/docs/AC%20Teacher%20and%20Class%20List%2008-09.pdf
http://aha.bhs.berkeleypta.org/AHA_TEACHERS.HTML
http://berkeleyihs.org/teachers.shtml
this isn't helpful really is it. Okay, I guess if you're in AC it's more useful.

Anywho, I probably have to run off and bury my head in a textbook now but I can't wait to find out how this school year will go. The suspense is killing me, can't wait to discover the latest wacky sub or if THE BBQ CLUB WILL EVER INCLUDE FEMALES?
oh, P.S. we realize the comments aren't working and are trying our darndest to fix it. If your witty insight is really that crucial to our existence than by all means drop an e-mail. comments fixed, but must be approved in order to keep down the level of crime, I mean spam.

— Mai